Hidden LA LA LA, The Hake Report Portrait Graphic T-Shirt — Retro Red Stripe Face Art
A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that wears like an old favorite and carries a quiet, cinematic edge. The bold, high-contrast portrait print — layered in deep reds and charcoal — sits squarely on the chest like a frame from an indie film. Soft, midweight cotton drapes easily over the shoulders and breaks in with each wear, while the tubular knit and garment-dye process give the fabric lived-in texture and subtle color depth. This shirt slips into weekend coffee runs, late-night record hunts, and gallery nights. It reads like a statement without shouting — for people who collect mood, memory, and quiet conversation.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, garment-dyed finish for vintage feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit — comfortable all day
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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